So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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