why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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