Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
