so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we made out on top of his cat.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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