Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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