3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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