what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The ass gains better be worth it
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