Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
