I forgot how hot balto sounded
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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