I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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