Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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