I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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