I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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