its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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