I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
