do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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