I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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