Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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