Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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