i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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