if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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