oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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