no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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