Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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