in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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