u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Randomize
