i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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