i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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