It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
