what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
