have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Still dying that you shit outside
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
