I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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