NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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