She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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