yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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