belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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