what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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