and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I bet he comes in French.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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