he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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