It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
The air taste purple.
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