Say something about gay babies.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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