remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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