She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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