it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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