didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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