I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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