i just wanna soil my oats bro
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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