North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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