In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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