Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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