just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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