i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you inspire me to be a worse person
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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