I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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